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30 December 2008 @ 11:12 pm
Most people live their lives like death is something that happens to everyone but themselves. Perhaps it is this delusion that enables us to function properly as human beings.
 
 
sannyjamie
25 October 2008 @ 06:49 pm
[18:34] Sanny: been working on stats for 6 hours
[18:36] Sanny: enough stats to make someone go crazy
[18:37] Carlos *naf: So why do it for so lone
[18:37] Carlos *naf: long
[18:37] Sanny: cuz it needs to get done
[18:37] Sanny: I've been putting it off
[18:38] Carlos *naf: Horrible
[18:39] Sanny: almost done though
[18:39] Sanny: the first question
[18:39] Carlos *naf: lol
[18:39] Sanny: I'm not joking, but yeah it is pretty funny when you're not the one doing it.
[18:39] Sanny: bastard.
[18:40] Carlos *naf: :3
 
 
sannyjamie
15 October 2008 @ 05:16 pm
There is no academic feeling better than studying your ass off for a test and acing it. Conversely, there is no academic feeling worse than working your ass off on a single page report only to get a piss poor mark.
 
 
28 September 2008 @ 05:14 pm
Truffle died today.
 
 
25 August 2008 @ 05:03 pm
I was at the supermarket today, waiting in line. The guy behind me was in a wheelchair. When it came my turn to pay the clerk turned to the guy in the wheelchair and said "at least you don't have to stand in line! Ha-Ha!"

Upon a quick survey of the facial expressions of everyone within a 20 meter radius, I determined that every single person in earshot wanted to punch this cunt's face in.
 
 
17 July 2008 @ 04:45 pm
Half way through a roll of film I realized that I had the ISO setting wong on my camera. I'm a fucking twit.
 
 
02 July 2008 @ 11:36 pm
You can pay a professor to teach, but you can't pay him to care.
 
 
25 June 2008 @ 02:34 pm
The weirdest thing just happened. I had my computer in standby, and I touched the monitor with my finger. My finger sparked and the computer turned on by itself.
 
 
sannyjamie
... and took some beautiful pictures of it.

My bike it all of it's crotch-rocking, colon-stomping, UJM glory )

She might be showing a little bit of age, but I wouldn't trade her for any other bike in the world.
 
 
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: The Doors - Wild Child
 
 
23 June 2008 @ 10:34 pm
Today I saw three unrelated incidents of animal cruelty on the news. What does it say about us as a society when we treat our animals this way?
 
 
10 June 2008 @ 11:39 pm
Ever since I discovered you can cook hash browns in the toaster I've been eating way too many hash browns.
 
 
28 May 2008 @ 10:16 pm
The Duth are a very interesting and agreeable people. They are also very intelligent and progressive. I wish I was one of them.
 
 
15 May 2008 @ 05:53 pm
The tap water in Barcelona is so salty that after a few days it fails to provide any refreshment. Hopefully it'll be better in rome.
 
 
12 May 2008 @ 04:55 pm

I arrived in Barcelona yesterday. It is a very interesting city compared to Winnipeg. The amount of money both cities have access to is more or less the same per person, but Barcelona is much more beautiful, and has much more attractions per person. I think the reason for this is that the Spanish are much more proud of who they are, and are willing to lower their standard of living in order to have a great city.

 
 
03 May 2008 @ 09:33 pm
Today at work a guy showed me a frayed bungee cord and scoffed dismissively "look at that, nothing but a buncha' rubber bands!"

That is exactly what a bungee cord is. What the hell did he think it was supposed to be?
 
 
01 May 2008 @ 10:32 pm
I really like mansmell.
 
 
27 April 2008 @ 04:42 pm
I love my Treo 650. It is the most useful device I have ever owned, and I would be lost without it. What is a Treo 650? It is the result of breeding a palm pilot with a cell phone. It is a PDA you can treat like a phone, or a phone you can treat like a PDA.

I run my entire life out of that phone. All of my appointments, to do lists, and many important things which I am unable to remember are stored in that wonderful device. I can use it to make calls, surf the internet, download maps in an instant, check my email, talk to people on msn, take pictues, and download tons of wonderful software that can help me manage just about any conceivable aspect of my life.

So I was quite upset when it fell into a flushing toilet on Friday. After I managed to pull it out of the plumbing the phone was completely fucked up. I waited a day and put the battery back in and it continued to be fucked up. However today, it works. Thats right, after being submerged in rushing water for about 5 seconds the phone still works. The screen is faded, but I can still use it.
 
 
Current Mood: relieved
 
 
19 April 2008 @ 05:41 pm

I was taking some pictures in Montreal today. I decided to use my telephoto to get a close up of a construction crane. After doing this I hear a guy yell something at me in french. I think nothing of it and walk away. Minutes later a car drives up next to me and he jumps out. Naturally I start running in the opposite direction. Within five minutes his wife with an unleashed doberman heads me off and stops me. The guy grabs my camera and my lenses like he wants to break them, and we yell for a few minutes. I tell him that if he lets me go I can destory the film or give him what he wants. Eventually he does and he takes all of my film. He told me that he is defrauding an insurance company and he thought I was a private investigator. I explained that I was from Winnipeg and I was just taking pictures of the city. He apologized and left.

What an asshole. If I hadn't literally been loaded down with irreplaceable camera equipment I would have seriously beat him down

 
 
17 April 2008 @ 12:16 am
The tinnitus in my right ear got really loud today. It Sounded like I could hear every little noise occurring in far off corners of the planet. My vision also went red and blurry. I'm thinking it might have been a migraine, but it didn't hurt. It was still scary.
 
 
11 April 2008 @ 07:31 pm
On an impulse today I decided to do some cooking. The last time I cooked dinner for my family was over 5 years ago, so I figure I'm long overdue for dinner. I made a chicken vindaloo using a recipe that I found on the internet with a little Improvisation. It was nice and spicy.

Recipe... )
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